fashion police!

[vernacular_life]

>now that the temps are rising, the odd clothing is coming out of the closet. Co-workers who have been under long sleeves and boots are now showing a bit more skin (and odd fashion) than I wish to see:

Note To Coworkers:

• please throw the 'dress shorts' away. shorts should not be made of woven wool slacks material, nor should they be worn with stockings and flats. Instead, try a skirt!

• if you don't want to wax/shave your legs, please do not wear white/cream stockings.

• if you are a male, please wear a t-shirt style undershirt under your dress shirt. Seeing a 50 year old guy wearing a too-tight dress shirt with a wifebeater is NOT appealing.

• do a 'side profile check' before leaving the house while wearing sleeveless shirts. I don't want the profile shot of your bra/boob.

• Open Toed Shoes = toe nail polish or  very veryvery well cared for toes.  Please.  You don't need a $40 pedi to achieve decent looking feet.

• It's time to put the courdorory and velvet away until next year

Comments

[tinksdust.livejournal.com]

It's too bad you can't incorporate these things into a dress code.

[tray85.livejournal.com]

Ha! Mind if I add some?

- Seriously - throw away those pocket protectors, even if they are made out of leather.

- If your dress shirt has yellow stains on the underarms, its time for some new shirts.

- Don't try to get away with no undershirt if you are a guy (unless you are Brad Pitt).

LOL about dress shorts & nylons. I think I was guilty of that look in 1990.

[djoyusone.livejournal.com]

This list makes my ALL THINGS RAD list. LMAO