Party Mania!!! (stolen from Joy)

[vernacular_life]

I didn't pick'em, I just post 'em! This is by far the most amusing "plug friends into situations" meme I've ever seen..

xmas party at vernacular_life's house!!

tinksdust tinksdust drank 4 mint juleps and an aftershock. tinksdust threw darts at the neighbours cat. According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before tinksdust is sober enough to drive again. senorajendawg senorajendawg drank 8 cosmopolitans, 2 mescals, 15 rums, 12 kahluas, 5 pilsners and 4 vermouths. During a game of Twister senorajendawg reached out and felt cesariohaines's arse. cesariohaines is now in rehab trying to recover from this trauma. djoyusone djoyusone drank 11 mint juleps, 4 gins, 13 pernods, 9 red wines and 4 whiskeys. In what can only be described as a historic revelation, djoyusone informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix kazoogrrl kazoogrrl drank 13 vodkas, 8 pernods, 12 rums, a poteen and 4 red wines. nordiclass nordiclass drank 6 stouts, 6 absinthes, 9 red wines, an everclear and 15 aftershocks. sumama sumama drank 9 pernods, 13 hot toddys and 11 ales. cesariohaines cesariohaines drank 9 rums, 10 pilsners and 11 absinthes. vernacular_life vernacular_life drank 13 tequilas, an aligator bite and 15 pilsners. tray85 tray85 drank 6 ales, a rum, 10 gins and 8 pilsners. ee_chick ee_chick drank a coffee liqueur, 2 vermouths, 7 ciders, 2 sherrys, 4 mescals and 7 lagers. banshee banshee drank 2 aligator bites. kazoogrrl, nordiclass, cesariohaines are in contention of winning "Best Group of Barfers" at the annual "Karen Carpenter Memorial Awards" in Paris.

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<I>informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix</I>

[djoyusone.livejournal.com]

Why does this sound like a page ripped out of my life? For real.