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[vernacular_life]

I have realized that my entire office thinks of me as a time bomb waiting to go off.
My (child free) boss is terrified that I'm going to have the kid at my desk. 

'cause ya know, kids just SHOOT out of women unexpectedly, with no warning.



Because of this coworker angst, I'm sure that I'm going to be a week overdue.

Comments

[lkell.livejournal.com]

tee-hee. too funny. That Ass-Pie icon is AWESOME!

[gatheringmoss.livejournal.com]

I dealt with the same problem. The men in my office avoided me the last trimester. One of them approached me once to ask how I was doing in that "shouldn't you really be at home waiting for the baby to come rather than being here at work" way and I told him I was keeping a box of the rubber art-handling gloves nearby because I expected him to help deliver the baby if I suddely had it at work. I will never forget the look of terror on his face, hahahaha!

[vernacular-life.livejournal.com]

I may need to do that. Rubber gloves and an apron.

[tray85.livejournal.com]

HA! I had the same thing. The men kept telling me "now, don't go into labor today - I don't want to deliver a baby!"

[devi-pavarti.livejournal.com]

Here's hoping your water breraks at the office!

[ee-chick.livejournal.com]

That avatar rocks.

[vernacular-life.livejournal.com]

its awesome, isn't it? Someone posted the graphic and it just begged me to turn it into an icon.