Palin/Biden drinking game

[vernacular_life]

I plan on getting drunk tonight...


Take a chug of Moosehead beer whenever Sarah Palin says the following:

--Maverick
--Reformer
--Any sentence including the words "neighbor" and "Russia"
--Small-town values
--Gwen or Joe (remember how many times Palin said "Charlie" during the Gibson interview?)
--Off shore oil
--Alaska
--"Thanks but no thanks!"
-- Witchcraft (not likely...but hey, you never know, especially if Kathleen Parker's name should pop up)

Take two chugs of Moosehead whenever Sarah Palin does the following:

--Utters a coherent sentence (i.e., contains a subject and a verb and makes logical sense)
--Talks about her new friend Henry Kissinger or Hamid Karzai
--Explains how being the part-time mayor of Wasilla, Alaska with a full-time city manager counts as executive experience

Chug a whole bottle of Moosehead if Sarah Palin mentions the following:

--Palin Presidency~

Finally: Three shots and throw the glass at the teevee if:

• BIDEN calls her a “hockey pig.”
• PALIN pulls off her pantsuit to reveal a confederate-flag one-piece bathing suit, and she looks fat, and the audience boos.

ETA: This Onelooks better.....

Comments

[tray85.livejournal.com]

LOL! I needed this. I just had a conversation with my FOX News junkie friend and was trying to explain to her that no, the station isn't a balanced view of the world (and hence why she thinks Obama is a radical Muslim, etc. etc.) Oh, it all hurts my head too much. I'm sending the drinking game to hubby. We're all going to be plastered!

[njlorelei.livejournal.com]

I can't wait. 9:00 can't come soon enough. Good thing I don't have to go to jury duty tommorrow because I'll likely have a hangover. :)

[tinksdust.livejournal.com]

Less than 10 minutes in. Are you drunk yet? :P