[personal profile] vernacular_life
stolen from [livejournal.com profile] tinksdustTake the first sentence (or two to make it interesting) from the first entry of each month in 2004 and put it in a paragraph:



Sammy's decided that when it's cold, he only wants to pee under the exhaust for the dryer vent......when the dryer is running. Since everyone's talking about the Janet Boob incident, and CBS (as well as Justin) claiming that it was accidental, may i present my 10 points of evidence to argue that they wanted it to happen that way. I've been so frickin' busy that i haven't had time to think, let alone type....work is COMPLETELY insane & that coupled with the fact that if I don't get out of the office by 5:15, I'm stuck on the ghetto bus home.  setting: on the bus into work this am...rain, traffic, annoying smelly man behind me. me in my damp jacket, annoyed that i forgot a book/magazine.cd: franz ferdinand  song: jacqueline time: 0:57, when the blistering lead guitar kicks in resulted emotion: me happy with life now.  My Parents were up this weekend, so last week consisted of tidying, cleaning, cooking, planting, painting, washing, shopping, etc......all those little things that you do when you have guests coming.    thanks to the lovely folks at United and BWI airport, I didn't get home until around 2:00am yesterday.....something about "aircraft availability" made me 3 1/2 hrs late leaving, then a HUGE baggage screwup on this end (um, hello..............you sent all the baggage cart drivers HOME?!)  I got another gmail invite, and for fun, tried to get "Katherine" as a user name. It was taken, but suggested the following names: quiet408, green948, grey50, elastic393.  Since I'm not a fan of anime, J-pop, or role playing games, I can't identify any of these people, but not only do you have to admire their costumes, but they each have their own poses!  The new Mac G5 is my new lust in life....AND it's not as expensive as I thought it would be!  I'm such a bitch to my brother...me: Since you guys are passing by us 2x, can you work a visit to see us into your plans??  I found a MUCH better pic of the Jay and Silent Bob guys from Saturday night! Tell me the resemblance isn't uncanny......birthdays have officially reached the "scary" age of 32(hidden because there's no way to deny I'm an Adult)

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